Author Topic: jokes corner (Read 2688 times)

Blastoise · « **on:** March 19, 2007, 00:06 »

An unfit and skinny man consulted a doctor and asked, "Doctor, why am i so weak?" The Doctor replied,"Oh dear. I think you need to hit the gym!" The man went off to the gym. He trained for 3 months. And came back to the same doctor. "Doctor! Doctor! I think it's got side effects!" the man cried out. The Doctor, panicked, and asked, "What happened??!!" The men looked up and said, " Look, now i've developed swellings on my arms!"

DrowneD · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2007, 21:06 »

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Blastoise · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2007, 23:08 »

today is a good day..... to ZAO GENG! haha.

monitor_lizard · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2007, 23:13 »

Quote from: "right-paddler"

today is a good day..... to ZAO GENG! haha.

Who zao geng?

DrowneD · « **Reply #4 on:** March 20, 2007, 21:45 »

i dunno wat to say man.... there seems to be unnecessary comments made in posts.... i wonder if they are ever thut abt, or they are jus trying to accumulate their number of posts.... hmm...... interesting.... :roll:

merman · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2007, 20:58 »

its called SPAMMING THE FORUM, Drowned. Maybe they want to see what higher rank they can attain next, with 2 Stars.

DrowneD · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2007, 09:25 »

i see.... well, i think they should go spam other forums, like setting one of their own. they are jus wasting pple's time when the readers thut that their queries are answered or ideology challenged. i think this thread is so over and locked man......

Nautilus · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2007, 10:35 »

haha... its harmless la. Abit of fun won't hurt. Just share laughs and giggles! :lol:

Blastoise · « **Reply #8 on:** April 03, 2007, 00:03 »

HAHA. maybe i should have started this in the chill out cafe section and not here. Nautilus, can u move this to the chill out section?

DeepStar6 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 22, 2007, 20:57 »

Hey i thought this post was supposed to be a jokes corner???

lol guess the 1st joke never did make us laugh -___-

here's my shot :

Once there was three sisters. These 3 sisters were so ugly tat they make Ugly Betty look like Miss Universe. ANd they were often despised and discriminated by people in her village. Sick of their ms=iserable lives, they went to the local witch doctor to seek help

Then, the day the 3 sisters went to consult the witch doctor, the witch doctor told them : "On tis night of tis month of tis year, u 3 must come to my house again. But u must not see me...U have to jump over a fence tat i will build to break yr curse, and while jumping shout wat / who u wanan become, and yr wish will come true....." Witch doctor smiled with an evil grin, and the sisters left the place.

They waited long and hard, endured many sufferings and pain, and finally the day comes.....the 3 sisters hurried to the witch doctor's house. And sure enuf, there was a fence in front of the witch doctor's house. Seeing tat their prophecy has come, the eldest sister run and jumped over the fence, shouting "i wanna be as beautiful as Mariah Carey!!!"

Once she touched the ground on the other side, POOMFFFF!!!!!!!, she become Mariah Carey herself!!!

2nd sister wasted no time, she ran and jumped over the fence, shouting : "I wanna be as sexy as Kylie Minouge!!!"

Again, once 2nd sister touched the ground, she become Kylie Minouge herself!!!

Overjoyed tat her sisters have finally become so beautiful and sexy, 3rd sister thought in her mind tat she wanted to become as graceful as sarah Brightman. She began her run, with a confident look on her face, and jumps over the fence..........

But.........3rd sister did not make it over the fence..........she tripped halfway thru..........

And she cursed herself for begin so clumsy and shouted : "C A O C * * B Y E !!!!!!!!!!"

And she touched the ground..........

Wat she becomes..........the audience already knows

Good night Poeple